Ftípek

Povídá černoch bělochovi.

My se černý už narodíme, černý jsme - ať je nám zima nebo horko, černý
jsme
i když je nám špatně a černý i umřeme.

Kdežto vy se narodíte růžový, když je vám zima jste fialový, když je vám
blbě jste zelený, když jste nemocný jste žlutý, když nemůžete dejchat jste
modrý, když se vztekáte zrudnete a teprve až mrtví máte barvu bílou.

Tak kdo je tady, kurva, barevnej !?!?!?

další pěknej ftípek, kdo rozumí anglicky, určitě se zasměje

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to
give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart
rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
and his testicles in the other. Then she takes a close look and says,
"there's nothing wrong with them Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "thank you very much, that was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely...

ARE - MY - TEST - RESULTS - BACK ?

LOL Snorry XDDDD :DDDD xD